Food·Posted on May 9, 2016Guess How Much This Hipster Fucking Food CostsAnd you thought Whole Foods was expensive.by Peggy WangBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Guess how much the hipster version of maple syrup costs: mouth.com $6.99 Correct Incorrect $6.99 $8.25 Correct Incorrect $8.25 $10.99 Correct Incorrect $10.99 $16.25 Correct Incorrect $16.25 Correct! Wrong! Damn, Bobo! You make some fancy-ass maple syrup. 2. Regular Marshmallow Fluff costs $1.94 for 16 oz. How much do you think Kerfluffle costs? mouth.com $7 Correct Incorrect $7 $9 Correct Incorrect $9 $13 Correct Incorrect $13 $16 Correct Incorrect $16 Correct! Wrong! This shizz costs a whopping $13! It does contain organic peanuts, so...that's something. 3. This ain't Hellmann's. It's Empire Mayonnaise, made in Brooklyn. What do you suppose it'll cost you? empiremayo.com $5 Correct Incorrect $5 $6 Correct Incorrect $6 $8 Correct Incorrect $8 $9 Correct Incorrect $9 Correct! Wrong! You'll pay $8 for a jar of mayo! After all, it is made in small batches by Sam Mason himself. (Who?) 4. How about this fish sauce, which, keep in mind, costs like $2 from an Asian grocery store. amazon.com $10.50 Correct Incorrect $10.50 $16.50 Correct Incorrect $16.50 $21.50 Correct Incorrect $21.50 $32.50 Correct Incorrect $32.50 Correct! Wrong! It costs $21.50, aka half of my average weekly grocery bill. 5. "Skinny & Co. started with two brothers on a trip to Vietnam." How much do you think these two brothers want for their coconut oil? food52.com $8 Correct Incorrect $8 $19 Correct Incorrect $19 $30 Correct Incorrect $30 $35 Correct Incorrect $35 Correct! Wrong! $30 for a jar of coconut oil! SMDH. But, can I ask, do the two brothers have beards? 6. How much do you suppose this wine bottle–sized sparkling grape juice costs? mouth.com $6 Correct Incorrect $6 $11 Correct Incorrect $11 $15 Correct Incorrect $15 $20 Correct Incorrect $20 Correct! Wrong! For $20 — Welch's, it is not. 7. Let's move onto some savory provisions! How much for this bag o' salt? $7.25 Correct Incorrect $7.25 $14.25 Correct Incorrect $14.25 $18.25 Correct Incorrect $18.25 $20.25 Correct Incorrect $20.25 Correct! Wrong! SALT SNOBS UNITE for $14 bags of salty flakes. 8. What do you suppose the premium is on these garlic dill pickles with a quirky, recycled-looking label? mouth.com $5.25 Correct Incorrect $5.25 $7.25 Correct Incorrect $7.25 $12.25 Correct Incorrect $12.25 $15.25 Correct Incorrect $15.25 Correct! Wrong! It's $15.25, which comes out to, like, $4 per pickle, no joke. 9. How about this beautifully packaged bottle of apple vinegar? food52.com $20 Correct Incorrect $20 $40 Correct Incorrect $40 $60 Correct Incorrect $60 $80 Correct Incorrect $80 Correct! Wrong! Yes, it costs $60, but the bottle is very pretty and the apples were probably "foraged" by Gwyneth Paltrow's butler or something. 10. OK! How about this white wine vinegar? mikuniwildharvest.com $14.95 Correct Incorrect $14.95 $19.95 Correct Incorrect $19.95 $21.95 Correct Incorrect $21.95 $27.95 Correct Incorrect $27.95 Correct! Wrong! You pay $27.95 for vinegar when the label looks like one of those fancy chalkboard signs, apparently. 11. What do you suppose this jar of hipster horseradish costs? mouth.com $8 Correct Incorrect $8 $13 Correct Incorrect $13 $15 Correct Incorrect $15 $18 Correct Incorrect $18 Correct! Wrong! $13 for horseradish? Ish don't think so!
