1. Guess how much the hipster version of maple syrup costs: mouth.com $6.99 Correct Incorrect $6.99 $8.25 Correct Incorrect $8.25 $10.99 Correct Incorrect $10.99 $16.25 Correct Incorrect $16.25 Correct! Wrong! Damn, Bobo! You make some fancy-ass maple syrup. 2. Regular Marshmallow Fluff costs $1.94 for 16 oz. How much do you think Kerfluffle costs? mouth.com $7 Correct Incorrect $7 $9 Correct Incorrect $9 $13 Correct Incorrect $13 $16 Correct Incorrect $16 Correct! Wrong! This shizz costs a whopping $13! It does contain organic peanuts, so...that's something. 3. This ain't Hellmann's. It's Empire Mayonnaise, made in Brooklyn. What do you suppose it'll cost you? empiremayo.com $5 Correct Incorrect $5 $6 Correct Incorrect $6 $8 Correct Incorrect $8 $9 Correct Incorrect $9 Correct! Wrong! You'll pay $8 for a jar of mayo! After all, it is made in small batches by Sam Mason himself. (Who?) 4. How about this fish sauce, which, keep in mind, costs like $2 from an Asian grocery store. amazon.com $10.50 Correct Incorrect $10.50 $16.50 Correct Incorrect $16.50 $21.50 Correct Incorrect $21.50 $32.50 Correct Incorrect $32.50 Correct! Wrong! It costs $21.50, aka half of my average weekly grocery bill. 5. "Skinny & Co. started with two brothers on a trip to Vietnam." How much do you think these two brothers want for their coconut oil? food52.com $8 Correct Incorrect $8 $19 Correct Incorrect $19 $30 Correct Incorrect $30 $35 Correct Incorrect $35 Correct! Wrong! $30 for a jar of coconut oil! SMDH. But, can I ask, do the two brothers have beards? 6. How much do you suppose this wine bottle–sized sparkling grape juice costs? mouth.com $6 Correct Incorrect $6 $11 Correct Incorrect $11 $15 Correct Incorrect $15 $20 Correct Incorrect $20 Correct! Wrong! For $20 — Welch's, it is not. 7. Let's move onto some savory provisions! How much for this bag o' salt? $7.25 Correct Incorrect $7.25 $14.25 Correct Incorrect $14.25 $18.25 Correct Incorrect $18.25 $20.25 Correct Incorrect $20.25 Correct! Wrong! SALT SNOBS UNITE for $14 bags of salty flakes. 8. What do you suppose the premium is on these garlic dill pickles with a quirky, recycled-looking label? mouth.com $5.25 Correct Incorrect $5.25 $7.25 Correct Incorrect $7.25 $12.25 Correct Incorrect $12.25 $15.25 Correct Incorrect $15.25 Correct! Wrong! It's $15.25, which comes out to, like, $4 per pickle, no joke. 9. How about this beautifully packaged bottle of apple vinegar? food52.com $20 Correct Incorrect $20 $40 Correct Incorrect $40 $60 Correct Incorrect $60 $80 Correct Incorrect $80 Correct! Wrong! Yes, it costs $60, but the bottle is very pretty and the apples were probably "foraged" by Gwyneth Paltrow's butler or something. 10. OK! How about this white wine vinegar? mikuniwildharvest.com $14.95 Correct Incorrect $14.95 $19.95 Correct Incorrect $19.95 $21.95 Correct Incorrect $21.95 $27.95 Correct Incorrect $27.95 Correct! Wrong! You pay $27.95 for vinegar when the label looks like one of those fancy chalkboard signs, apparently. 11. What do you suppose this jar of hipster horseradish costs? mouth.com $8 Correct Incorrect $8 $13 Correct Incorrect $13 $15 Correct Incorrect $15 $18 Correct Incorrect $18 Correct! Wrong! $13 for horseradish? Ish don't think so!
