53 Reasons Why Asians Are The Superior Race
By use of deductive reasoning, I have concluded that Asians are the superior race. This is scientific proof.
48. Jackie Chan
He’s cool and all, but it’s really about the outfits.
He wore this outfit in a press shot.
33. Their nail art is more epic.
25. They consider cats to be lucky.
And not bad omens, like in SOME countries!
24. They get plastic surgery to look like Superman.
He is much better-looking than Heidi Montag.
22. They have fewer sweat glands.
And are therefore evolutionarily superior.
21. Elderly Chinese people dress really cool.
16. They have more variety in their vending machines.
This one sells crabs.
7. There’s a Naked Man Festival.
I hear Burning Man is nothing compared to this.
5. They keep tight-knit families.
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