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53 Reasons Why Asians Are The Superior Race

By use of deductive reasoning, I have concluded that Asians are the superior race. This is scientific proof.

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53. They're good at art.

52. They are meme factories.

51. They have the best snacks.

50. They have the best DVDs.

Cat porn.
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Cat porn.

49. They have better KFCs.

48. Jackie Chan

He's cool and all, but it's really about the outfits.
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He's cool and all, but it's really about the outfits.

He wore this outfit in a press shot.

He wore this outfit in a press shot.

47. They hold penis parades.

46. They have cuter hospitals.

45. They invented a bacon sandwich to top all bacon sandwiches.

44. They have cuter planes.

43. They have scarier horror movies.

42. Their goths are gothier.

41. They actually did something with their antiquated phone booths.

40. They have cuter sexual fetishes.

39. They have the cutest cats.

38. They have the cutest dogs.

Perfectly-folded shar-pei.
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Perfectly-folded shar-pei.

37. They have the cutest condoms.

36. They make better music videos.

View this video on YouTube

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I'd like to see Katy Perry top this.

35. They invented pandas.

34. And RED pandas.

33. Their nail art is more epic.

32. Sriracha sauce is better than Tabasco.

31. Rice is better than bread.

30. Banh mi is better than any other kind of sandwich.

29. They have more interesting massage techniques.

28. They have the best alcohol products.

BTW this stuff is amazing.
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BTW this stuff is amazing.

27. Their buildings are made out of rainbows.

See more photos here.

See more photos here.

26. Buddhism is the coolest religion.

He's so chill.
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He's so chill.

25. They consider cats to be lucky.

And not bad omens, like in SOME countries!
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And not bad omens, like in SOME countries!

24. They get plastic surgery to look like Superman.

He is much better-looking than Heidi Montag.
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He is much better-looking than Heidi Montag.

23. They have fun-loving politicians.

22. They have fewer sweat glands.

And are therefore evolutionarily superior.
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And are therefore evolutionarily superior.

21. Elderly Chinese people dress really cool.

20. And so do the kids.

19. They sing better.

View this video on YouTube

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View this video on YouTube

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18. They're better at eating contests.

See the results here.
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See the results here.

17. They invented cat ears you can control with your brain.

View this video on YouTube

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16. They have more variety in their vending machines.

This one sells crabs.
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This one sells crabs.

15. They have interesting hairstyles.

14. They make American food better than Americans do.

View this video on YouTube

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Weird DIY fast food kit.

13. They have better game shows.

View this video on YouTube

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12. They have monkeys for waiters.

11. They're better at wrestling.

View this video on YouTube

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Kenny Omega vs a 9-year-old Japanese girl.

10. You can buy things you can't get anywhere else.

I've been looking everywhere for a Prodigy backpack.
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I've been looking everywhere for a Prodigy backpack.

9. There's a dwarf theme park.

8. They hire animals to be car salesmen.

7. There's a Naked Man Festival.

I hear Burning Man is nothing compared to this.
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I hear Burning Man is nothing compared to this.

6. They have the happiest city workers in the world.

5. They keep tight-knit families.

Read "Why Asian Mothers Are Superior."

4. They have interesting weddings.

3. They have the best sales.

2. They appoint animals as their subway station managers.

1. And the #1 Reason is...

They have the cutest babies.
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They have the cutest babies.

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