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20 Seemingly Innocuous Phrases Censored By Chinese Internet

There's some good band name potential in here.

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1. Three-Color Cats

2. Skirt At The End Of The Spring

3. Grass Your Mother

Oh, I guess grass means "fuck" in this case.
wholelifeheroes.org

Oh, I guess grass means "fuck" in this case.

4. Foot Cross

5. Hair Bandit

6. Open Magazine

7. Small Cave

Oh wait, this means "vagina"
images.travelpod.com

Oh wait, this means "vagina"

8. Big Milk

Oh wait, this means "breasts"
blogger.com

Oh wait, this means "breasts"

9. Phoenix

I wonder if the band Phoenix has had trouble gaining a Chinese audience because of this.
swipe.swipelife.netdna-cdn.com

I wonder if the band Phoenix has had trouble gaining a Chinese audience because of this.

10. Mimi

This also means "breasts"
img1.bdbphotos.com

This also means "breasts"

11. Creampie

This actually means "internal ejaculation," whatever that is.
copykat.com

This actually means "internal ejaculation," whatever that is.

12. Love Potion

13. Bloomberg

Okay, I guess he looks kind of evil there.
guestofaguest.com

Okay, I guess he looks kind of evil there.

14. You You Book

15. Cowardly Mouth Live

Do they mean Cowboy Mouth? Because they are pretty offensive...
api.ning.com

Do they mean Cowboy Mouth? Because they are pretty offensive...

16. Sensitive People

17. Hairless

18. Candle Wax

19. Food Allergies

20. Anal Abuse

This phrase is offensive, but it makes a good band title so I thought I'd include it.
t0.gstatic.com

This phrase is offensive, but it makes a good band title so I thought I'd include it.

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