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Zoos Are Giving Amazon-Style Reviews Of Their Animals And It’s Hilariously Adorable

#rateaspecies

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Recently, the hashtag #rateaspecies started making the rounds on the Twitter, and the results are absolutely hilarious.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Comes with spare included. Excellent value #rateaspecies #mothersday

This Amazon-like review of this lion shows a very happy customer.

⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ MOSTLY HARMLESS A+ excellent sleeper, perfectly content to sleep for 20+ hours in a day. Best to avoid during waking hours. #rateaspecies https://t.co/wS1d8r7tjE

While this customer isn't too pleased with their special 3-for-1 delivery.

⭐️NOT WHAT I ORDERED I ordered a duck, otter, and beaver bundle apparently there was some kind of freak accident in shipping or something. Contacted shipper, they claim no error. Bad seller. NEVER BUYING AGAIN! #rateaspecies https://t.co/e13u4K657F

This person felt they didn't get what they ordered.

⭐ very unsatisfied with the shipping. I ordered a frog and what I got was this big melted pile. #rateaspecies

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Monterey Bay Aquarium spoke highly of their versatile species which would favor well with digital artists.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 love that it fits any space. adjustable color to match your mood/location. extremely grippy base. ink included, but stylus sold separate if you need that go with the squid sizes. note: don't pair with another or they stop working #rateaspecies https://t.co/70IxwYRp0Z

The Oregon Zoo got a great deal on this outdoor necessity.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ GREAT VALUE LOVE these. Must-have on all outdoor adventures. Keeps bugs off even when wet. Cordless. #rateaspecies https://t.co/aGJ7GsMlhj

And this otter received a great review — even though it only comes in brown.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ FIRST IMPRESSIONS Overall very good first impressions. Sturdy built, totally winter-ready and waterproof. Only comes in brown but that’s actually a plus for me. #rateaspecies https://t.co/IK99ODsTPT

But this customer didn't get what they initially expected in their review.

⭐⭐⭐ NOT AS EXPECTED Color not as shown (not even CLOSE!!!), supposed to be predator but just sits on heated rock all day and let turtles walk all over him (if ambush predators are so different you should tell people) also missing one toe??? #rateaspecies https://t.co/5EAdkDN5D4

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This review comes with high praise for anyone interested in this species of owl.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ YOU WONT BE DISAPPOINTED This stylish little unit is amazing. Sound quality A+. No distortion at full volume but bass is a little weak. Top rotates which is a plus. #rateaspecies https://t.co/OYaWOfzosA

Finally, this review came in full support with a little bit of shade towards the negative reviews.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Exceeds expectations! Very cute marsupial IMHO – and the only one found in the US! Curious if negative reviewers know about the benefits to the eco-system? #rateaspecies https://t.co/5JWQ0JLs7S