FoodΒ·Posted on Sep 15, 201819 Hilarious Tweets About Kids That Will Crack You Up Then Anger You As A Parent"My daughter just sneezed into my yawning mouth."by Pedro FequiereBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Shapeshifter @___IveN My son tossed this at me when I told him to clean his room. I hate kids. π 02:56 AM - 31 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Bebeji @Bebeji2 Just when you think heβs dressed to impress, the boom .......ππππ 05:42 PM - 02 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Jake @Jverhulst123 Yesterday I told my nephew Im not allowed to eat popsicles (bcuz my sis doesnβt want him eating junk & he copies me) So he pulls me into the bathroom, slams the door, and whispers: βssshhhh I got us both popsicles but we need to eat them in here so my mom doesnβt find outβ π https://t.co/v9yFAWt3pJ 03:44 PM - 12 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Edward β² @EdwardCuDi Best celebrity shot ever. 06:42 PM - 02 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Iza @IMolzan My little brother learned how to use the water dispenser for our fridge and... 04:13 PM - 06 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Allie @abrekke83 My daughter got in trouble for calling a kid who stole her pencil a Hanzo main. My husband and I have been laughing for half an hour. https://t.co/Y1vDfGZZpA 11:12 PM - 16 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Desmond q. Josephs @JosephsDesmondQ I told my son he couldnt swim with no supervision. He was upset, took off his clothes & left. He said he didnt want to stay with us anymoreπ https://t.co/pfb8zDhPyr 05:48 PM - 22 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. princess ria @R_tatas My badass little cousin ordered $300 worth of toys w/o my aunt & uncle knowing. This is a picture of how everyone found out. https://t.co/wHWVhsMBYI 06:17 PM - 11 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. BEAU @_itsomo Pls when is school resuming ππππ am tired already π₯π₯π₯π₯ 06:44 AM - 07 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Arianna Models @AriannaModels My little sister came home crying β they keep saying I look like cardi B β I LOST ITTTT ππππππ 04:48 PM - 23 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Demi Lomeli @demii_7 I was in AT&T today and this was on the display phone...πππππ 02:32 AM - 16 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. stΙph @zanoess My little brothers a dumbass lmao Fox News left his ass on read π 05:55 PM - 12 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. HYM8ANZ @_QuitaBee I got my son a debit card and the first thing he buys..... 04:44 PM - 12 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Lauren Nguyen @lauren_nguyen30 My little brother found this condom in my room and... 04:01 AM - 10 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. jendziura @jendziura My 3yo said she wanted to be an astronaut, and I said she had to study hard, go to college, learn a lot of science, and take a physical fitness test, and she shrugged and said, "That's just 4 things." So she's basically a nonchalant motivational speaker. 03:29 AM - 15 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Coke B @endleZZ1ove I told my daughter I got my hair done and she told me to send her a pic. My 9 year old me gassin me π¬π©ππ 03:46 PM - 30 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Asia. @ZaAsiaMone My niece wasn't feeling the lemon water 09:49 PM - 26 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds My daughter just sneezed into my yawning mouth. Seemed really fucking pleased with herself. Joke's on her. She'll have to bury me someday. 02:08 PM - 16 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. mia thermopolis @MiaPulido04 me running away from all my problems 09:24 PM - 27 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite