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My son tossed this at me when I told him to clean his room. I hate kids. π
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Just when you think heβs dressed to impress, the boom .......ππππ
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Yesterday I told my nephew Im not allowed to eat popsicles (bcuz my sis doesnβt want him eating junk & he copies me) So he pulls me into the bathroom, slams the door, and whispers: βssshhhh I got us both popsicles but we need to eat them in here so my mom doesnβt find outβ π https://t.co/v9yFAWt3pJ
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Best celebrity shot ever.
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My little brother learned how to use the water dispenser for our fridge and...
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My daughter got in trouble for calling a kid who stole her pencil a Hanzo main. My husband and I have been laughing for half an hour. https://t.co/Y1vDfGZZpA
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I told my son he couldnt swim with no supervision. He was upset, took off his clothes & left. He said he didnt want to stay with us anymoreπ https://t.co/pfb8zDhPyr
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My badass little cousin ordered $300 worth of toys w/o my aunt & uncle knowing. This is a picture of how everyone found out. https://t.co/wHWVhsMBYI
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Pls when is school resuming ππππ am tired already π₯π₯π₯π₯
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My little sister came home crying β they keep saying I look like cardi B β I LOST ITTTT ππππππ
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I was in AT&T today and this was on the display phone...πππππ
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My little brothers a dumbass lmao Fox News left his ass on read π
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I got my son a debit card and the first thing he buys.....
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My little brother found this condom in my room and...
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My 3yo said she wanted to be an astronaut, and I said she had to study hard, go to college, learn a lot of science, and take a physical fitness test, and she shrugged and said, "That's just 4 things." So she's basically a nonchalant motivational speaker.
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I told my daughter I got my hair done and she told me to send her a pic. My 9 year old me gassin me π¬π©ππ
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My niece wasn't feeling the lemon water
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My daughter just sneezed into my yawning mouth. Seemed really fucking pleased with herself. Joke's on her. She'll have to bury me someday.
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me running away from all my problems