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Answer These Poop Questions And We'll Guess What Kind Of Kid You Were

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You were definitely an excavator! Seldom were you not digging for gold in your younger years. Did you eat them? Hopefully you washed your hands before dinner. But, good thing you've grown out of the habit. Judgement-free zone if you haven't though...it is pretty satisfying getting a big boogie out of there.

The nose picker

Look what we have here! The damn potty mouth kid. You were that kid that taught your friends all the swear words in the back of the bus. Luckily no one's parents could trace their kids' newfound shitty vocabulary back to you. You were too fucking stealth for that shit.

The potty mouth

Kanye's "Can't Tell Me Nothing" is a song that comes to mind here. Quick-witted and quick-tongued you were and are. You kept your parents on their toes when you were younger. You've been a blessing in disguise even though they'll never admit it, smarty pants.

The know-it-all

Most kids are capable of a wide range of emotions. The one emotion you seemed to hone in on is sadness. You would just boo-hoo all damn day long. Your ugly-cry face was somehow cute, but we're glad you've learned to turn down the waterworks.

The cry baby

Daaang you were telling on everybody! Sheesh! You were that kid that couldn't lie at all...which is a good thing I guess so you weren't that bad after all. It'd be nice if you plead the fifth sometimes though. So keep that in mind for future bank robberies...you didn't see nothin'.

The tattle tale

You were the kid that couldn't hold anything down. Milk is too spicy \*blegh\* water is too watery \*blarf\* it was a lot. The good thing about this is people can be picky eaters without the fear of being judged now. All your throwing food up in your youth has made us realize that. So thank you actually.

The kid with the weak stomach

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Answer These Poop Questions And We'll Guess What Kind Of Kid You Were

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