If You Don't Get What's Wrong With These Photos I Don't Get You

    There's a lot at steak here.

    1. Steak and eggs are absolutely delicious.

    2. And steak and fries are a match made in heaven.

    3. But something's not right here y'all.

    4. For real. What's going on here...

    5. ...and here?

    6. Because I'm uncomfortable looking at this "well-done" steak.

    7. I feel personally attacked by this meal.

    8. And I don't know if I can stand for this disrespect any longer.

    9. I mean, what kind of MONSTER?!

    10. What did your tastebuds do to deserve this?!

    11. What's the opposite of mouthwatering?

    12. I can KINDA forgive this, but you're cutting it really close.

    13. All the A1 sauce in the world can't save what's happening here.

    14. But, all will be forgiven if you give your mouth a rest and treat it to a steak that's ACTUALLY done well...

    15. ...not well-done.

    16. Let's stop this madness.