Food·Posted on Dec 22, 201819 Funny Tweets About Food You Missed This WeekBeans.by Pedro FequiereBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Nick Divers @dicknivers BEANS AND BEANS AND BEANS 10:35 PM - 17 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein The protection you get from having health insurance 02:02 AM - 17 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Cathleen Samples @ccsamples are u even at the cheesecake factory if there isn’t a group of unsupervised 15 year old girls there dressed like they’re going to the met gala 12:22 AM - 19 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. kass money @lillykass missed my chance there huh 02:37 AM - 21 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Sweatpants Cher 🔶 @House_Feminist are we supposed to just accept that gingerbread men live in houses built from the flesh of their fellow men 05:58 PM - 18 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. ً @yeolgravy UNPOPULAR OPINION: hot chocolate is better than coffee 03:13 PM - 17 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. All i want for xmas is kingdom hearts @IBParker Contractor: well it’s not really in an ideal location. Traffic patterns would be a nightmare, you can’t really get in and out of the parking lot easily, and there really wouldn’t be much parking for customers and employees. Chick-fil-A owner: I’ll take it. 05:45 PM - 15 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. lele @SANGROSA_ when you got your ass whopped and ya mom says come and eat 07:30 AM - 20 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. BelleBway @BelleBway I had to get to the airport early to head 2 terminals over to snag my #emotionalsupportchicken @timweston @HorizonsOne @heatherw25 11:23 PM - 20 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Zachary Fox @zackfox you ever just fold the whole digiorno in half instead of cutting it into slices because you have no one 12:58 AM - 21 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. 🆃🆁🆄🅳🆈 @thetrudz Last night.🤤😋😊 10:27 PM - 17 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. christine teigen @chrissyteigen I made a restaurant for my 2 and a half year old 05:55 PM - 18 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Supèr Mãn @B_Wolves When you insist on paying the bill 10:00 PM - 13 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Today Years Old @todayyearsoldig How old were you when you realized this is actually a straw holder? 09:36 AM - 19 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. andi zeisler @andizeisler It's Chips Ahoy, not Chips AHER It's Milanos, not MILANAS It's Tim Tams, not TIM TAMMYS https://t.co/LxRIoV3A3C 05:20 AM - 19 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. rosamundi @rosamundi Congratulations, you've invented the cellar. https://t.co/CMhakU2E1T 06:55 AM - 17 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. yung gp 🐹 @leftovercroc my guinea pig tasted a lemon today 06:36 PM - 19 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. James @CaucasianJames who would like to have me over for a nice spaghetti dinner 01:24 AM - 20 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. christine teigen @chrissyteigen Dear god https://t.co/EaUbWEjICU 01:45 AM - 20 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite