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Pull up, then, Karen. https://t.co/9VJFCp7aXz
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How im walking in on thanksgiving to get my plate
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I respect my dog for eating every meal of her life lying down on the floor with her head in the food bowl
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Me: I need to start saving money Someone: hi Me: you’re right, we should go eat out
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Lmao nobody can say they knew this
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Lmao nobody can say they knew this
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i wouldn’t even cook crack in here https://t.co/oqNGyYg2do
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When the yams touch the Mac & cheese https://t.co/HqxFgg4Q0X
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* breathes heavy * Its a bad mufucka https://t.co/5JhaPLsd3K
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U literally did the most to create oatmeal https://t.co/SXk5FnipCe
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Lmfao why did he bite it before? 😂
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told him I was taking him out to dinner and he ordered a $250 steak lmao
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why does half of Twitter think they're going to lead a communist uprising when they're too scared to order pizza on the phone
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this is exactly what McDonald’s sprite taste like https://t.co/ZRsE5NtHd1
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When y’all say stuff like this I know your family can’t cook https://t.co/IzzLse0frI
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I'll just leave this here.
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I went ahead and exposed they ass.
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Visual representation of what it looks like to have your life together https://t.co/tK2oiSP8Iq
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Sunny D tastes like someone made a bet that they could make orange juice without oranges.