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Me: iight fine let’s go get something to eat Her:
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YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW WE STARTIN NOVEMBER OFF
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When your son Kyle is hungry after motocross practice
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burger king bought surge back ??? taste like that good battery acid 😎👌🏽
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Her: I’m hungry. Babe let’s eat. Me: okay. Whatchu wanna eat. Her: it doesn’t matter. Me: okay let’s get Chipotle Her: I don’t feel for that Me: https://t.co/Dpm61H5TLh
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lol what's better regular cake or doodoo cake hard choice hmm lemme think https://t.co/ff7x1aRrbz
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if you eat alfredo sauce unfollow me
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Over a year later and I still want these wings https://t.co/V27Rw6BEtn
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My fatass thought this was a chocolate bar that they were disrespecting. https://t.co/OFIGtFaHmY
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When you're late to the party but still manage to get Jollof rice
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cereal be high af when you good
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so at my school today there was a fight between the chick fil A cows and chickens 😭 just watch please
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You a damn dumbass wasting that good brownie for some rts. https://t.co/sZb7bfEBvx
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Me -I'm getting food you hungry? Her- no I'm good. Me -* tearing up my food* Her- I want some. Me- I JUST ASKED IF YOU WAS HUNGRY! https://t.co/xPhi3IyX1h
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Put her in the oven on 350 https://t.co/sstNhmiNP4