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You Toast https://t.co/gxVDpQtFoh
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damn @McDonalds u freaky
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does....justin bieber not know how... burritos work ?
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Me leaving a pan to soak after cooking knowing I have absolutely no intention of washing it
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Been getting a lot of bread lately. Not money but my carb intake is just unreal
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I went through the chick fil a drive through bawling and the girl asked me if I wanted a chocolate or vanilla milkshake. And I was like no I ordered a sweet tea and she goes “no honey you need a milkshake” Service: unmatched
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here’s a never-ending video of a man distributing rotis to some monkeys. congratulations on making it through today
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eating fried chicken in the airport at 11am, living my best life
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You say you love mangos, but do you love mangos as much as the guy i saw ripping one apart for lunch with his bare hands and teeth in a cold New York City park? He was wearing an overcoat and beanie.
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i want to die
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“You know, scientifically, if my face were actually eaten like this, I would be dead.” - Neil deGrasse Tyson on this cookie, probably https://t.co/ciLl9rjhKF
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THESE COOKIES ARE VERY GOOD TO ME
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I want some cheese grits with salt n pepa on the surface.
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how you secure the bag after getting that bread...
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The oatmilk's coming to bring back everything the almond stole
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well his name isn't Cookathome Malone https://t.co/XdFw1Id7Wr
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By the time I get this bread it’s gone be STALE. IM TIRED.
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Why is this video sexy https://t.co/15eWI8TS7p