Food·Posted on Oct 24, 201817 Hilarious Tweets About Food You Probably Shouldn’t Read While Eating"It was an everything bagel."by Pedro FequiereBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. NFL Youngboy @DragonSlyJones Me eating her leftovers in the kitchen at 2am 05:24 PM - 17 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Paulie Doyle @BigPaulieDoyle why 11:15 AM - 16 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. 𝕛 𝕠 𝕣 𝕕 𝕒 𝕟 ॐ @jcolllis boss: you failed your drug test me: there were poppyseeds on my bagel boss: so what about the weed and amphetamines me: boss: me: it was an everything bagel 07:20 PM - 12 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. krstl @jynxremoving every drink i make is a handcrafted beverage made with care and craft 01:30 AM - 15 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Gwen drinks the tears of attempted rapists @gwensnyderPHL I'm at a wedding and they went with a Gritty cake, so rest assured that there is ONE thing in this universe that isn't garbage trash https://t.co/OEajyvsNFX 09:46 PM - 13 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Aarin The Shark @AarinTheShark @GraceSpelman I remembered the time that I wanted to dress as “cotton candy” for Halloween and handmade my costume 12:35 AM - 11 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. satomaa @ammazing_ i texted my dad saying “happy monday let’s get this bread”. his response was “i can go to Costco after work”. amazing 04:47 PM - 15 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. lil uzi hurt @LameAsChris 03:16 PM - 16 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Angela Bassett’s missing oscar @CarefreeBlkLady This is the epitome of transferable job skills https://t.co/G6SyveH7UK 05:07 AM - 17 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Vivian Lee @vivianwmlee I stan a carrot carved like a Chinese god 04:11 PM - 16 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. English Major @gabrielstill LMAOOOOOOO someone come get my dad 07:00 PM - 17 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Shawn @manley_shawn October: let’s get that pumpkin bread November: let’s get that corn bread December: let’s get that ginger bread 08:38 PM - 21 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. ahmed ali akbar @radbrowndads when i introduce a friend to a place i've been a million time and i tell them to order the goat biryani instead of chicken tikka masala https://t.co/ogVekI9pfH 04:14 PM - 18 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. standrea riseborough @soalexgoes been eating trader joe's 'everything but the bagel' seasoning straight from the shaker and now i can see through walls 06:28 PM - 14 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. nafisa @thatxxv candy corn, you're next, bitch. https://t.co/l4XmbGgCJH 03:17 AM - 14 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. jaboukie young-white @jaboukie the class system in the u.s. is people who search food in google maps vs people who search restaurants 05:38 PM - 19 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. thomas @iucipur do y’all light the fire before or after you pour the milk 11:08 PM - 20 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite