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    Updated on Aug 22, 2019. Posted on May 28, 2018

    28 Tweets About Food That'll Crack You Up And Make You Hungry

    Little Caesars: "It's hot and it's ready." Me: "Is it good?" Little Caesars: "It's HOT. And it's READY."

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    ive finally gathered all the infinity stones

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    Took some grease off my pizza today with a napkin so if you see me looking skinny tomorrow don’t be alarmed

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    So I smelled food during my stat lecture, look down and literally see a girl eating steak and lobster...can’t make this stuff up https://t.co/vCTwWrg4lX

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    Little Caesars: It's hot and it's ready. Me: Is it good? Little Caesars: It's HOT. And it's READY.

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    who else peels their strawberries?🤣

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    *accidentally eats fruit seed* Friend: Omg you know it’s gonna grow in your stomach??????? 7 yr old me:

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    do u guys eat ur burgers with or without the peel?

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    I turn hotdog water into ice cubes for guests that I don't like

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    Just remembered that I ordered a sandwich last night purely because it was called a "Mr. Worldwide"

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    my sister finally drank after 9 months of being pregnant and this is what happens😭😂😭 I am crying

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    whenever i’m sad i just think about this one time sophomore year when a girl gave my teacher this cake to commemorate the 3 month anniversary of us turning in our essays that still hadn’t been graded https://t.co/jCywHKxVG5

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    My nephews Ethan’s pre-k class made a cook book, and all the kids had to come up with all the recipes😂😂 so much better than I could’ve imagined. https://t.co/X5d0Sqzw5N

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    *Opens box of cereal* We’ve updated our Privacy Policy

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    saw a husband tonight trade his plate of food with his wife because she liked what he ordered better & that's the kind of marriage i want

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    When you're in denial about your unhealthy eating habits

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    I would eat these & have to pay myself back later 😂😂 https://t.co/RxAaTnV1oV

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    I put cucumbers, lemons, lime, and mint leaves in my water today thinking I was fancy...my one student gonna yell out and say “Ms. Luck got a salad in her water” *students erupt in laughter*

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    she asked for cheese sticks tho https://t.co/1jQJr4topU

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    [getting urine test results] You've tested positive for opiates- ME: probably the bagel I had -and THC, cocaine, steroids, and also you're pregnant ME: it was an everything bagel

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    International students at breakfast

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    Really glad I started meal prepping, really changed my life.

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    Made a sandwich 10 min ago and been looking for it ever since then🤦🏾‍♂️ I gotta stop smoking😂

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    Me at Olive Garden looking at the menu knowing damn well I’m getting Chicken Alfredo