23 Hilarious Tweets You Should Send To Piss Off Your Friend From Ohio

    "Wouldn't be so bad without the wind though."

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    exact representation of living in ohio

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    Me: I really need to go to bed Buzzfeed: Only TRUE Ohioans have eaten 33/40 of these foods Me: I wonder if I'm a true Ohioan, let's find out

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    Friday nights for kids in Ohio “Meet at Sheetz” “Wanna hang in the basement” “Hey lets go to Walmart” “Steak ‘n Shake” “Ill pick you up let’s go drive around”

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    People: “It’s really cold out” Anyone from Ohio: Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don't say it. “wouldn’t be so bad without the wind though”

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    Ohio’s temperature dropped from 90 to 50 like it saw a state trooper

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    Weather changes* People from Ohio

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    ladies, if he: -doesn't answer your texts -doesn't facetime you -is moody -is hot and cold at the same time -is unpredictable -gets old fast he's not your man. he's ohio weather

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    welcome to ohio, where we have a tornado warning and it’s 62 degrees out, but in just a few hours it’ll be less than 32 out & snowing

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    I love how much Ohio State's guys hate Michigan. You'd think after beating their brains in a million years in a row, we'd let off the gas with the hatred at some point. Instead, they just keep ripping Michigan apart limb by limb, and will continue doing so forever. It's glorious.

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    Everyone, including me is always making fun of Ohio, but honestly I wouldn’t have wanted to grow up anywhere else, you can’t beat the small towns, the people, the landscape, the 3 C’s, the sports, and we have literally given the world the first Wendy’s, so you’re welcome

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    If only people in New York can say YEERRRRR only people from Ohio get to say "Ope"

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    *Michigan player hits Haskins helmet to helmet after he slides* Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Refs: “Personal foul on Ohio State”

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    Ope is actually an acronym for: Oh Please Excusemebitch #ohio #ope #midwest

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    NASA sent a space ship from Earth THREE HUNDRED MILLION MILES to Mars and landed it perfectly. You guys can drive in the snow. #SlowDown #CLE #weather ☃️❄️

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    Person: “where are you from?” Me: “centerburg!” Person: “where’s that?” Me: Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it “It’s the geographical center of Ohio! We have a rock!”

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    Snow starts falling from the sky. 99% of drivers in northwest ohio: *Ope, better drive 25 mph just to be safe*

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    Michigan: *Loses to Ohio State yet again* Michigan Fans Brain: Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Michigan Fans everywhere: https://t.co/TRpRF9x9uk

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    Michigan fans: 2012: Y'all not winning 2013: Y'all not winning 2014: Y’all not winning 2015: Y’all not winning 2016: Y’all not winning 2017: Y’all not winning 2018: Y’all not winning *Ohio State wins Michigan fans: https://t.co/pacuKZF0oJ

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    Pretty sure all of Ohio is under construction

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    Ohio drivers have two modes: 1. 65 in the left lane 2. 80 in all three lanes https://t.co/VoGbDIaEHY

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    One time while in Columbus Ohio my friend and I went out for pizza and we just Googled a place and went. Not saying it was sketchy but... the tip jar said "Every time you tip a dolphin gets an orgasm" it was a very disturbing place... pizza was fantastic though. I'd go again lol.