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the earth is actually a donut n the reason the sky is blue is because you see the ocean above you
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nobody : my fat ass : you know what sound good right now?
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what a scene
@gisellexoxo_
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All the black Clemson players eating their Big Macs at the White House...
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Rare elephant strawberry RT for good luck ignore for 11 years bad luck
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ok, i have a confession. one time when i was doing a chem lab i purposefully ripped a hole in my glove, poured a (mild) acid on my hand, & my skin got irritated so my professor let me leave early all so i could go get an Einsteins Bagel. thank u for ur time
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office culture is someone bringing in donuts and everyone for some reason refusing to take a whole one and cutting off 3/8 of the donut and then at the end of the day there's like 17/25ths of 9 different donuts left
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Quick breakfast the Haitian way 🇭🇹 Bonjou!!
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i feel disrespected by the shift in candy size naming from "king size" to "sharing size". i don't share candy. im the king
10.
Trump waiting for Trisha Paytas to come over and film a mukbang
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THERE’S A DOG SITTING AT THIS BAR WEARING A HAT AND EATING AND EVERYONE IS JUST PRETENDING LIKE ITS NO BIG DEAL???
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Dating is shit so I’m marrying this bowl of ramen
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You’re weak Sasuke.. you lack seasoning
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Omg my chest 😭 hoooomahgawd 🤣😭
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Don’t tell me immigrants don’t support this country https://t.co/9bnytFdQsF
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watermelon pup
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Dirty Soda, spike lee, white girl, iced tea fully loaded AP....
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This guy is a legend. They told him he couldn’t take his margarita glass home...so he took his margarita home. He deserves an award.
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why in the world is there a tomato on the train