1.
Dinner date didn’t go as planned
2.
My 94-year-old great aunt changed the game by ordering “grapes for the table” at a restaurant.
3.
they did surgery on a grapefruit
4.
Me: “I’m hungry I’m finna get something to eat” My bank account:
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I blanked when I got to the counter at Starbucks and said “vodka soda” and she said “huh” and I said “huh” and then we stared at each other until I remembered I was there for coffee.
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is there anything more aesthetically pleasing than the food in studio ghibli films
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block me if you eat like this https://t.co/gLGlC2Rheu
8.
rebrand to chicko mode n drop the christian bullshit https://t.co/sn6t9GvA1E
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RUN ME MY CHECK https://t.co/fSz7sTG2lu
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no ice? just freeze some water. https://t.co/YID3kHAJou
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Uni has taught me that if food fits in something, you can eat out of that thing
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I was asked to make a dessert 🦃✌🏽
13.
detergent looks like juice and juice looks like detergent, what a world
14.
listening to sunny days while it’s raining ..jus breaking the simulation type beat u know how i rock it😌☝🏾
15.
Grab HIS butt, feed HIM tacos, tell HIM he’s pretty, sacrifice HIM to satan, play with HIS hair.
16.
i just need to know how EVERYTHING my mum cooks is the Best Thing I’ve Ever Eaten
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dude: hey u eaten yet? me: no but i’m hungry dude: ight bet! well i have plans catch u later tho?
18.
she has a point