Chances are you will probably be eating at B-Dub's for dinner soon
You almost forgot that Jerry Springer was the mayor of Cincinnati
You are less than a fan of the city of St. Louis
The same goes for the city of Pittsburgh
You aren't shy about bringing up the fact that "Rain Man" was filmed in Cincinnati
You've had WAY too many arguments about whether this is called "soda" or "pop"
After finding out a person's name, the next thing you always ask them is always "So where'd you go to high school?"
You'd rather take the long way around than drive through Over-the-Rhine
You're already counting on the Bengals to underachieve and disappoint you once again
You know if you're an "east-sider" or a "west-sider"
You find it hard to stay humble when talking about how Proctor & Gamble got their start in Cincinnati
You've already decided if you're for red or for blue, and I'm not referring to politics
You no doubt have some German heritage in your family
You hung in there with Reds' pitcher "Cool Hand Leake" even after he was booked for shoplifting
You know that Graeter's has the best chocolate chips in the world
Anddddd Servati's has the best soft pretzels in the world
You respond "please?" when you really mean "what did you say?"
You don't mind standing up for whichever chili you want to put on your 3-way
You won't shut up about how George Clooney was born in Cincinnati
You're not sure why the airport is in Northern Kentucky
You're shocked when people haven't experienced the greatness that is Larosa's pizza
You wouldn't swim in the Ohio River for any amount of money in the world
You know you haven't done ribs until you've had Montgomery Inn ribs
You're convinced the Reds are going to win the World Series at the start of every spring
You try to pretend that Grippo's are actually the best brand of chips
You're not too sure about those folks living across the river in the Bluegrass state
You're pretty creeped out by that old subway
You're planning on going downtown "Zinzinnati" for the Oktoberfest next fall
And you never have any clue which bridge to take to get back and forth across the river
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