17 Products That Failed Miserably

BEWARE: All of these are real.

Peeps Lip Balm

Via mentalfloss.com

Any flavor name that consists of more than one or two words should DEFINITELY alarm you.

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Life Savers Soda

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I mean Life Savers candy is OK. But isn't this a reach?

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Sylvester Stallone's High Protein Pudding

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This attempt aimed at bodybuilders lasted less time on the shelves than it takes to watch any of Stallone's "Rocky" movies.

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Trekking Mahlzeiten Cheeseburger in a Can

Via foodandwine.com

At least we don't have to worry about this meat not being 100% artificial...wait..

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Pizza Hut Body Spray

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"Damn girl, is that Pizza Hut I smell on you?"

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Life Savers Holes

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OK, so maybe this is the second Life Savers product on this list. I mean, trying to take a page out of the doughnut industry's book hasn't really worked out for many people.

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Burger King Body Spray

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Burger King's food is good. But what better way to advertise to the world, "Hey I eat A LOT of Burger King by myself."

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Cheetos Lip Balm

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Do stoners really need an easier way to get their Cheetos fix AND fix their dry lips while playing XBOX?

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Colgate Dinner Entrees

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'Cause when you think quick microwave dinner you always think toothpaste, right?

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Coors Rocky Mountain Sparkling Water

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Some people may not be able to tell the difference between this drink and Coors Light... Oh no he didn't.

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Cheez-It Lip Balm

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Hey can you tell me if I taste like salt and cheese?

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Sushi Popper

Via asushiatedpress.com

I forgot that sushi lovers HATE when their sushi is freshly made right in front of their eyes.

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Frito Lay Lemonade

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I think it's a solid bet that whoever came up with this idea originally is now working in one of the Frito-Lay warehouses.. As a janitor.

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Celery-Flavored Jell-O

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Does celery even have enough flavor on its own to be a flavor for something else?!?!?!?!

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McDonald's McLobster

Via jadetora.blogspot.com

You mean you wouldn't pay $5.99 for some artificial lobster in a bun? This idea was GENIUS*

*not genius

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Winter Double King Pizza

Via thehopefultraveler.blogspot.com

This beauty of a pizza brought to you by Japanese Pizza Hut includes the following: corn, shrimp, beef, eggs, onion, potato, broccoli and king crab. Did I mention that the whole thing is topped with mayo? Or how about that the crust is removable AND stuffed with shrimp. 平らげる!

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White Castle Slider-Scented Candle

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Does this candle also come with a candle that is scented like the consequences of eating White Castle?

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