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14 Dinosaurs Who Are Hot Messes

Everyone remembers how bad-ass T-Rex was, but let's take a moment to talk about these evolutionary drunkards.

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1. This hot mess with a nasal cavity that is TOO DAMN LONG. Who needs that much nose, huh? Cokeheads*, that's who.

Via cmstudio.com

*Nobody's actually positive what Parasaurolophus's elongated crest was for, but hypotheses include wooing a sexy mate (duh) or communication.

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7. ...Who is at least marginally cooler than this jerk.*

Via https://en.m.wikipedia.org

*Linhenykus's stupid little one finger-claw may have been used to dig through bug nests, actually making it more useful than Carnotaurus's stunted arms.

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9. This bonehead who doesn't understand that bowl haircuts weren't even cool two million years ago.*

Via dinopharaoh.deviantart.com

*Actual boney head may have been used for shoving contests. Yes, shoving. Get a better hobby, Stygimoloch.

10. This simpleton who has to worry about getting tangled in his own neck.

Via upload.wikimedia.org

*Tanystropheus's neck was ten feet long... and made up of only ten vertebrae. Considering we have 24... WHUT?

12. This... I don't even know what, but it needs to put down the acid tabs ASAP.

Via forum.primalcarnage.com

*Despite being about the size of a giraffe and looking like that, scientists think Quetzalcoatlus could probably actually fly.

14. This fool who was probably dropped on his head as a child.*

Via en.wikipedia.org

*Nobody's actually positive why Brachylophosaurus's head was like that, but my second guess is "slammed between two doors".

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