Life's got me sad,
But if I had a midget I'd be glad,
I'd watch him jump around on my Nintendo Power Pad.
He'd have long legs, a short neck and little torso,
and the name that I'd give my pet midget would be "Little Gordo",
Little Gordo had ...
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