The BBC Sport presenter was signing off on yesterday's edition of Sportsday on the BBC News Channel.
We've got news for you, Chris: There's nothing there.
Responding to the suggestion that he is the new Simon McCoy, Mitchell graciously said McCoy will always be the king of on-screen invisible iPad gaffes.
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