1. Hey hates being called Dan
It dilutes his brand…
2. He hates New Jersey
Even though all the annoying people in Jersey are from his home town, Long Island.
3. He hates internet lists
They’re clogging up his twitter feed.
4. He hates seeing tweets from conferences he’s not at
Who cares if you’re not there?
5. Not being on the Dots leader board
6. He hates name dropping
7. He hates weightlessness
8. He hates dribbble
9. He hates IPAs
“they taste like dog shit”
10. He hates BuzzFeed
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