1. We never officially celebrated our transition from Texas to Philly
2. So we redid our patio.
3. It has a bitchin’ #selfie wall
4. Our butler is a dog
5. We’ll be grillin’ meats
6. There will be drinking…
7. Because Shiner…
It’s made with the tears of Texans
8. And a big ass crate of wine.
10. Also, we have a paid Spotify account.
12. But basically, you need to party.
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