10 Reasons You Should Party With Us On June 1st

There is a party on June 1, 2013. Puma. It is at 2375 E. Letterly. Lion Heart. It begins at 5PM INTERNET TIME. Dragon.

1. We never officially celebrated our transition from Texas to Philly


2. So we redid our patio.

3. It has a bitchin’ #selfie wall

4. Our butler is a dog

5. We’ll be grillin’ meats


6. There will be drinking…


7. Because Shiner…


It’s made with the tears of Texans

8. And a big ass crate of wine.

10. Also, we have a paid Spotify account.


12. But basically, you need to party.


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