10 Actual American Eagles You Will Find Travelling Around America

America loves eagles and as an Australian travelling around the US, it's a great idea to spot and yell encouragement to all of these things which are definitely eagles!

1. Parking Lot Eagles

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Watch out for these majestic eagles that hop around and caw in the dusty carparks outside of Taco Bells throughout this great country.

2. Beef Eagles

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You won't find these in the big cities like New York or Atlantis or Las Anglevas, but the gorgeous Beef Eagle is a staple through the rural interior of the US. Watch it flap its four legs and chew mice in its four stomachs.

3. Trash Eagles

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Trash Eagles use their dextrous wings to sift carefully through the nation's garbage and to find secrets with which to blackmail their celebrities and senators.

4. Saddle Eagles

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Watch them soar! Keep an eye out for American youths who ride on the Saddle Eagle's back! In ancient times, people who rode Saddle Eagles were called 'cowboys' - don't be confused, they're not riding cows, they're riding saddle eagles.

5. Exploding-Butt Eagles

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Wait for dusk and the Exploding-Butt Eagle will fly out of the ground and start exploding its butt, which can be a very beautiful experience.

6. Sadness Eagles

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There was a time when this endangered eagle flew over the entire continent, winking at JFK and Edgar Hoover and the Bill of Rights and the Liberty Bell, but no more :(

7. Taco Eagles

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The most common eagle, due to the fact that hunters discovered it wasn't very good to eat.

8. Saxaphone Eagle

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This eagle used to be King of the Eagles, but now he is like a friendly uncle who has a saxaphone and did something a bit gross when he was young. His wife, The Screaming Pant-Suit Eagle is probably going to be the Queen soon and everyone is happy.

9. Fashion Eagles

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Don't be confused, this is just one eagle that can split its body in two in order to hunt prey and get a role on 'Full House'.

10. Music Eagles

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The most dangerous American Eagle, they will swoop and harry you from the air to come to the Hotel California. The Hotel California? Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)

Such a lovely face

Plenty of room at the Hotel California

Any time of year (Any time of year)

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