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We Ranked The Characters From “Labyrinth” By Hotness

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14. Right Door Knocker

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There's a lot missing when it comes to Right Door Knocker, he's not the best conversationalist because of his over-extravagant tongue piercing, and he's got this weird rivalry with his brother. Also, size DOES matter, and those horns aren't gonna cut it.

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6. Sir Didymus

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This is one sexy fuckin' fox terrier wearing an eye-patch and hat with a giant fuck-off feather in it. In fact we'd bet he's THE sexiest fox terrier wearing an eye-patch and hat with a giant fuck-off feather in it.

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5. Ludo

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Some nights you just crave a big, strong, hairy, giant beast to spoon you at night. What better monster than Ludo, with his heart of gold. Plus, you know what they say about monsters with big ears... ;)

1. The Worm

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Yes. That's right, The Worm is hotter than Jareth. You know you love him, from his fancy-ass accent to that damn fine scarf. Who doesn't love a fancy-ass worm in a damn fine scarf? Damn, daddy, you can wiggle into our Labyrinth any day.