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    13 Places You Probably, Maybe, Don't Want To Buy Anything From

    You went looking for a bargain, and instead found these places.

    1. Don't buy any hair-removal packages from Jim.

    2. This museum knows exactly how bad it is:

    3. This is probably not the KFC you're looking for:

    4. Avoid this food truck:

    5. Did you imagine yourself spending New Year's Eve at this Spiffy's?

    6. Run away from this supposed ice cream truck while screaming "no no no no no!"

    7. This man would really, really enjoy cleaning your clothes, ma'am:

    8. You want nothing to do with these clowns or these puppets:

    9. You should probably skip this "casino."

    10. We'll say it... this petting zoo sucks:

    11. Do you think playing in this arcade will make you smile as much as the man on the sign?

    12. The happy ending at this "massage parlor" is not the one you're thinking of:

    13. And you should absolutely, positively, 100% say "no thank you" to this orgy: