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    Nov 8, 2014

    13 Places You Probably, Maybe, Don't Want To Buy Anything From

    You went looking for a bargain, and instead found these places.

    1. Don't buy any hair-removal packages from Jim.

    Rob and Stephanie Levy (CC BY http://2.0) / Via Flickr: robandstephanielevy

    2. This museum knows exactly how bad it is:

    Connie Ma (CC BY-SA http://2.0) / Via Flickr: ironypoisoning

    3. This is probably not the KFC you're looking for:

    Ioan Sameli (CC BY-SA http://2.0) / Via Flickr: biwook

    4. Avoid this food truck:

    Vetatur Fumare (CC BY-SA http://2.0) / Via Flickr: 10047629@N04

    5. Did you imagine yourself spending New Year's Eve at this Spiffy's?

    dieselboii (CC BY http://2.0) / Via Flickr: 46511058@N00

    6. Run away from this supposed ice cream truck while screaming "no no no no no!"

    Tom Ray (CC BY-SA http://2.0) / Via Flickr: tmray02

    7. This man would really, really enjoy cleaning your clothes, ma'am:

    Eric Wittman (CC BY http://2.0) / Via Flickr: ricoslounge

    8. You want nothing to do with these clowns or these puppets:

    Sarah German (CC BY http://2.0) / Via Flickr: sarah-german

    9. You should probably skip this "casino."

    Shawn Harquail (CC BY http://2.0) / Via Flickr: harquail

    10. We'll say it... this petting zoo sucks:

    debaird™ (CC BY-SA http://2.0) / Via Flickr: debaird

    11. Do you think playing in this arcade will make you smile as much as the man on the sign?

    Zoe (CC BY http://2.0) / Via Flickr: _lovenothing

    12. The happy ending at this "massage parlor" is not the one you're thinking of:

    Diana House (CC BY http://2.0) / Via Flickr: suavehouse113

    13. And you should absolutely, positively, 100% say "no thank you" to this orgy:

    Daniel Johnston (CC BY http://2.0) / Via Flickr: johnstondj