Y'all know Lizzo, singer of the number one song in the country, "Truth Hurts," patron saint of bad bitches and self-love.
Even Cookie Monster knows Lizzo. In fact, he recently remixed the ICONIC opening line in "Truth Hurts" — "I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% that bitch" — putting his own sweet spin on it, ofc.
Me just took a DNA test turns out me 100% cookies...
BARSSSSSSS!!!!
I woulda been good off Cookie Monster's hilarious tweet alone. But then, because she's THAT BITCH, Lizzo kept the freestyle going:
EVEN WHEN ME CRUMBLE CRAZY ME GOT SHORTBREAD PROBLEMS THATS THE MONSTER IN ME ✨NOM NOM✨ THEN ME EAT EM THATS THE COOKIE IN ME 😭 https://t.co/bKrjcnp5Ve
WHEW, THE LYRICISM JUMPED OUT!!!
And then a bunch of talented Twitter folks jumped on the remix, adding the perfect follow-up cookie bars:
@lizzo YOU COULDA HAD A CHOC CHIP, or BROWNIE BRITTLE. HELP YOU WITH YOUR OATMEAL, JUST A LITTLE
@lizzo you could've had a good batch!!! soft in the middle!!! dunk them in some milk!!! just a little!!! you're supposed to scarf them down, but you're holding back, and that's the sound, OF ME HAVING A SNACK
@lizzo You coulda had Milanos, just a little With a chocolate filling, in the middle Sometimes when I am down, I eat a whole bunch And that's the sound... of all me cookies go crunch!
@lizzo @karaschlegl You coulda had a fresh batch, chewy middle Cinnamon and nutmeg, just a little You’re s’posed to share ‘em round, but you’re just throwing them back And that’s the sound, of indigestion attack
Y'ALLLLLLLL!!!
The reviews are in and it's unanimous: 5 COOKIES ACROSS THE BOARD.
@lizzo The perfect tweet doesn't ex~
@_jalexzander @HBfromKC @HoseokKnowles @startariott_ @naaaaaaaaathan @kenk808 @lizzo This thread is absolutely beautiful and wholesome🤧
@lizzo A songwriter!!!!! We continue to stan.
I think @spooloflies said it best when they said, "Please @sesamestreet she did all the work for you. Just film it."
@lizzo Please @sesamestreet she did all the work for you. Just film it.
And that's that on that. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
