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    Lizzo And Cookie Monster Made A "Truth Hurts" Remix On Twitter, And It's The Collab I Never Knew I Needed

    "Me just took a DNA test turns out me 100% cookies..."

    Y'all know Lizzo, singer of the number one song in the country, "Truth Hurts," patron saint of bad bitches and self-love.

    Even Cookie Monster knows Lizzo. In fact, he recently remixed the ICONIC opening line in "Truth Hurts" — "I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% that bitch" — putting his own sweet spin on it, ofc.

    Me just took a DNA test turns out me 100% cookies...

    BARSSSSSSS!!!!

    I woulda been good off Cookie Monster's hilarious tweet alone. But then, because she's THAT BITCH, Lizzo kept the freestyle going:

    EVEN WHEN ME CRUMBLE CRAZY ME GOT SHORTBREAD PROBLEMS THATS THE MONSTER IN ME ✨NOM NOM✨ THEN ME EAT EM THATS THE COOKIE IN ME 😭 https://t.co/bKrjcnp5Ve

    WHEW, THE LYRICISM JUMPED OUT!!!

    And then a bunch of talented Twitter folks jumped on the remix, adding the perfect follow-up cookie bars:

    @lizzo YOU COULDA HAD A CHOC CHIP, or BROWNIE BRITTLE. HELP YOU WITH YOUR OATMEAL, JUST A LITTLE

    @lizzo you could've had a good batch!!! soft in the middle!!! dunk them in some milk!!! just a little!!! you're supposed to scarf them down, but you're holding back, and that's the sound, OF ME HAVING A SNACK

    @lizzo You coulda had Milanos, just a little With a chocolate filling, in the middle Sometimes when I am down, I eat a whole bunch And that's the sound... of all me cookies go crunch!

    @lizzo @karaschlegl You coulda had a fresh batch, chewy middle Cinnamon and nutmeg, just a little You’re s’posed to share ‘em round, but you’re just throwing them back And that’s the sound, of indigestion attack

    Y'ALLLLLLLL!!!

    The reviews are in and it's unanimous: 5 COOKIES ACROSS THE BOARD.

    @_jalexzander @HBfromKC @HoseokKnowles @startariott_ @naaaaaaaaathan @kenk808 @lizzo This thread is absolutely beautiful and wholesome🤧

    @lizzo A songwriter!!!!! We continue to stan.

    I think @spooloflies said it best when they said, "Please @sesamestreet she did all the work for you. Just film it."

    @lizzo Please @sesamestreet she did all the work for you. Just film it.

    And that's that on that. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯