1. The birth was an eye grabber
2. "No no no" I wanted a girl
3. "Yeah I don't care for this"
4. "Ahhhhhhhh!"
5. "It's a boy" "GET OUUUT"
6. "Lol"
7. "I have the golden ticket!"
8. "YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAA"
But seriously the dingo probably ate the baby already