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    17 Reasons Elvira Mistress Of The Dark Is A Bad Bitch

    An in depth look at why the hostess with the mostest is pretty much the baddest bitch that ever was.

    1. She has a killer intro.

    2. She's a really good rap dancer.

    3. She has many talents.

    4. Including this...

    5. ...And this

    6. She knows how to make an entrance.

    7. And takes pride in her ride.

    8. She wakes up like this.

    9. And her steering-wheel looks like this.

    10. She's really good at multitasking.

    11. And taking down a hater.

    12. She's more than just a great set of boobs...

    ...she also has an incredible pair of legs.

    13. Her house is a haunted mansion.

    14. And she knows how to handle a bazooka.

    15. She's basically the s#*t.