1. The Big Red Machine was The Greatest Team In the History of Sportinghood
2. Joey Votto doesn't get paid to walk
3. This Guy deserves a second chance
4. From the late 90's to the mid 2000's, we had the folksiest TV crew in sports
5. Aroldis Chapman is totally going to start next year. I mean the year after that. I mean.
6. You cannot handle this picture.
7. We have the best bat boy-related stories in sports
8. You know what "WLB" means
9. The Toothpick.
10. Brandon Phillips is just ridiculous
11. 2000-2008 is a dark time we do not discuss
12. Billy Hamilton is the fastest man alive
13. Buster Posey still haunts your nightmares
14. This is what manhood looks like
15. You know the difference between the old left-hander and the crafty left-hander
16. You know who the real mayor of Cincinnati is
17. Every struggle is titanic
18. And when it feels like everything's going wrong
19. Like we'll never get over the hump
20. One thing makes you feel a little better
21. We're not the Cubs.
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