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Now we all know, a shopping experience can either end up being successful or a total failure. For the latter, people like me, and other ladies whose lives revolve around the two humongous humps on their chest will agree that a lot of the time, shopping tends to disappoint. So here, I would like to educate 'all you skinny b*tches in the shops', in the words of Nicki Minaj with a twist, what it's truly like to go shopping for girls with big boobs.
1. Having to pick up all sizes ranging from 12-16 to try on in the fitting room.
2. Going in with 100 items and coming back out with two.
3. Realising that high street fashion simply does not accustom to people with big boobs.
4. Wishing you could do this in the changing rooms.
5. But then coming out and looking like this..
6. Being genuinely surprised when you find a dress that fits your waist and your bust.
7. Being frustrated that tops simply will not fit your torso and waist if it fits your boobs and vice versa
8. The complete disappointment where you are literally prepared to bawl on a shopping spree and end up only buying two things.
9. Getting used to the fact that never will there be a strappy crop top that will fit/ look good on you.
10. Picking up an item of clothing you like and having to deal with the fact that it’s never going to work out between the two of you.
11. The disgrace of proving yourself right that yes, in fact this size 10 will not fit.
12. The petite section looks like children's clothes to you.
13. Oh and let's not even get started on bra shopping!
So, moral of the story is...
So step aside big booty b*tches, the real struggle stands with us big-boobed girls...
And remember:
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