My ex was very seriously fucked up in the head and I can’t even go into detail about it without writing a novel.
Anyway, I was terrified of breaking up with her because I knew she would turn maniacal, but I did still did it because I was turning into someone I didn’t recognize anymore.…
When I got old enough to know what babies were and how they ate, I would pretend to breastfeed my fucking TEDDY BEAR.
I’m not talking over-the-shirt pretending either. I used to literally take my shirt off and pretend he was drinking my 5 year old imaginary breast milk. Smokey,…
First off, let me just mention that I am, without a doubt, a lesbian.
Now, that being said, you can imagine my terror and confusion when I woke up after having a CRAZY sex dream with none other than Ken Jeong, aka Leslie Chow from The Hangover.
Also, of course it was good, it…
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