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    21 People Who Don't Treat Food With The Respect It Deserves

    Please don't take an orange into a gym shower.

    1. This mom who leaves behind tainted plain vanilla ice cream:

    My mom always eats the chocolate and puts it back in the freezer like that.... from mildlyinfuriating

    2. This friend who is probably immune to any virus now:

    My friend eats chips and dip by putting chips on the couch from mildlyinfuriating

    3. This son who is being judged by Baby Yoda:

    The way my son eats his hotdog. from mildlyinfuriating

    4. This little sister who found an original (yet horrible) way to eat McNuggets:

    My little sister peels her chicken nuggets from McDonald's before eating them... from mildlyinfuriating

    5. This grandma who performs surgery on each pizza she encounters:

    The way my grandmother eats pizza from mildlyinfuriating

    6. This friend who must walk around with banana on their face constantly:

    My friend eats bananas like corn on the cob from mildlyinfuriating

    7. This girlfriend who apparently finds the crust in anything she eats:

    My girlfriend refuses to eat the “crust” of a pancake from mildlyinfuriating

    8. And this sister who didn't get the irony of it all:

    My little sister won’t eat the “crust” on her uncrustable from mildlyinfuriating

    9. This brother whose precise apple-eating skills should either be demonized or celebrated:

    Found out my brother eats apples with a spoon and leaves the shell from mildlyinfuriating

    10. This sister who must go through a pack of Twizzlers in two seconds:

    This is how my sister decided to eat her Twizzlers from mildlyinfuriating

    11. This sister who likes to steal what very little fun these yogurts have:

    My sister only eats the chocolate from the top container on the YoCrunch yogurts, leaving the rest of us with plain vanilla yogurt. from mildlyinfuriating

    12. This son who is being taught bad cake habits from his mom:

    How my wife and son eat a cake from mildlyinfuriating

    13. This coworker who needs to be reported to someone:

    My workplace fridge -- every other day, he eats half a can and leaves it in there, open from mildlyinfuriating

    14. This mother-in-law who woke up and chose banana violence:

    My mother in law eats one bite of a new banana every morning and leaves the rest on the counter "in case anyone wants one" from mildlyinfuriating

    15. This cousin who somehow makes strawberries become apples:

    the way my cousin eats strawberries from mildlyinfuriating

    16. And this husband who does the same to oranges:

    My husband eats oranges like they’re apples. Send help. from mildlyinfuriating

    17. This friend who dissected a Twix bar:

    The way my friend eats a Twix bar... from mildlyinfuriating

    18. This friend who, to be fair, appears to be eating a rubber pizza:

    My friend that eats pizza like this from mildlyinfuriating

    19. This friend whose digestive system is putting in some extra work:

    My friend eats the wax on this mini cheese snack. from mildlyinfuriating

    20. This wife who might get a call from a divorce lawyer soon:

    The way my wife eats pickles. Call a lawyer. from mildlyinfuriating

    21. And finally, this person who needs to stop bringing oranges into a GROSS GYM SHOWER:

    Someone at my gym regularly eats an orange in the shower then leaves it like this. from mildlyinfuriating

    H/T: r/mildlyinfuriating