1. This mom who leaves behind tainted plain vanilla ice cream:
2. This friend who is probably immune to any virus now:
3. This son who is being judged by Baby Yoda:
4. This little sister who found an original (yet horrible) way to eat McNuggets:
5. This grandma who performs surgery on each pizza she encounters:
6. This friend who must walk around with banana on their face constantly:
7. This girlfriend who apparently finds the crust in anything she eats:
8. And this sister who didn't get the irony of it all:
9. This brother whose precise apple-eating skills should either be demonized or celebrated:
10. This sister who must go through a pack of Twizzlers in two seconds:
11. This sister who likes to steal what very little fun these yogurts have:
12. This son who is being taught bad cake habits from his mom:
13. This coworker who needs to be reported to someone:
14. This mother-in-law who woke up and chose banana violence:
15. This cousin who somehow makes strawberries become apples:
16. And this husband who does the same to oranges:
17. This friend who dissected a Twix bar:
18. This friend who, to be fair, appears to be eating a rubber pizza:
19. This friend whose digestive system is putting in some extra work:
20. This wife who might get a call from a divorce lawyer soon:
21. And finally, this person who needs to stop bringing oranges into a GROSS GYM SHOWER: