1.
When you realize that you're in for an exciting night:
2.
When you audibly moan at the sound of its name:
3.
When it ruins every single one of your relationships:
4.
Or when it actually starts one:
5.
When the menu becomes aspirational:
6.
And when you'll never get tired of reading it:
7.
When you go for the bread alone:
8.
Especially if it's the brown bread:
9.
When you're not about to befriend some rabbit:
10.
When it begins to influence your every day life:
11.
When you pretend calories don't exist:
12.
When you become an expert in navigating the dark:
13.
And when the light finds you when you need it the most:
14.
When the extensive cocktail menu leads to an interesting night:
15.
When you spend more time at Cheesecake than you do at home:
16.
When even your mom can't hide her intentions:
17.
When Drake becomes your new boyfriend goals:
18.
And finally, when cheesecake isn't the only thing you take home:
