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You start your morning with some jams on your slick, new iPod.
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And then spend math class pretending to actually be doing work.
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Or closely examining the moose on your Abercrombie polo.
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Once you're home, you pretend it was a bad day just so you can listen to Daniel Powter.
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And then flip on The O.C. so you can stare at the sexiest nerd of them all, Seth.
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You then get bored, so you go out shopping and find Hannah's eyes staring back at you everywhere you go.
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You only end up buying some cereal because Captain Jack Sparrow is obviously your husband.
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Afterward, your friend then reminds you that the Goblet of Fire just came out on DVD.
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Once you're back home, you sit at your desktop and log into Myspace to check your friend requests.
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You then realize you haven't taken a high-angled selfie that day, so you do so immediately.
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Your other friend comes over afterward to show off her new chunky highlights...
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...as well as her Pink Razr phone.
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You all then somehow get on the heated topic of Team Aniston vs. Jolie.
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And when all is calm, you then pop your DVD into your portable player and finally call it a night.
