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19 Things Your Mom Would Never Be Caught Dead Saying

"You got something in the mail. I didn't open it."

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1. "Don't take the chicken out of the freezer."

2. "You always help me around here! I appreciate it."

3. "You got something in the mail. I didn't open it!"

4. "I don't need help with my computer, I got this!"

5. "Keep that look on your face, it's cute."

Cartoon Network / Via Twitter: @Dubwolfer

6. "You must be full. I'll stop filling your plate."

7. "You're not sitting close enough to the TV!"

8. "We've got food at home, but sure, we can go to McDonald's."

9. "Your aunt's on the phone! You don't need to talk to her."

10. "Just leave the grocery bags in the car. I can get 'em!"

11. "Walk around barefoot — it's not like you'll get sick or anything."

12. "Just leave your sweater behind, you don't need it!"

13. “Feel free to bring anyone you want over at anytime of day!"

14. "You're bored? Go out and do something fun!"

15. "No worries — you can be on your phone all you want!”

Paramount / Via Twitter: @MagicalMarinaaa

16. "Come home as late you want; I won't wait up."

17. "It's not my business to ask questions about your personal life."

18. "You don’t know when or if you're going to have kids? That’s perfectly all right."

I don't really care about being a grandma anyways.
Twitter: @gahhdamn123

I don't really care about being a grandma anyways.

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