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    Farran From "Russian Doll" Is So Hot It Threw Me For A Loop

    Don't worry, I'm not going to spoil it for you.

    If you're horny for time loops, chances are you've seen (or are watching) Netflix's new show Russian Doll.

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    And if you're just horny in general, you've definitely SEEN Farran, the bodega cashier.

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    After seeing that perfect face behind the counter, I quickly ran to IMDb to find out who this actor was. Say hello to my newest crush/husband in my head, Ritesh Rajan!

    It's possible you've been crushing hard on this beauty since you saw him in Stitchers, and like, good for you. But I've just now joined the Ritesh fan club and I refuse to leave.

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    And apparently I'm not the only one who feels this way:

    I’d let Farran the bodega guy on RUSSIAN DOLL commit unspeakable acts unto my body..

    Also...the bodega cashier... #RussianDoll

    This talented man is a whole meal, so please join me while I find every possible photo and video to share with you and the rest of the world.

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    For one, he showed up to shoot Russian Doll on day one lookin' this fine.

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    His smile is infectious...

    ...and he shows a lot of love to his beautiful mom!

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    He has a way of looking deep into your eyes.

    Hell, HE CAN EVEN SING.

    Representation matters! Had fun working with @ajRAFAEL and @sujataday! Watch the full video here! - https://t.co/mdTvErqw8f

    Wouldn't you just love to be picked up by him?!

    I sure as hell wouldn't mind.

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    Sure, the entire cast of Russian Doll is extremely talented, but today I am directing all my thirsty energy towards the man of the hour, Ritesh.

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    In conclusion...

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