1. This toilet seat isn't covered in poop:
2. These floors aren't also covered in feces:
3. These leggings aren't covered in fur:
4. This shirt isn't stained with coffee:
5. This poison actually isn't protein powder:
6. This billboard for a school doesn't actually allow horses:
7. This yellow bath salt isn't a tub full of pee:
8. This mother isn't actually decapitating her child:
9. This ceiling isn't covered in hair:
10. This pair of camo shorts aren't the result of a urinary accident:
11. This chandelier isn't made with condoms:
12. This hoodie isn't stained with grease:
13. This masked family isn't about to eat you:
14. The sign isn't actually telling you to follow someone home:
15. This train table isn't dirty:
16. This detergent isn't some delicious grape juice:
17. This bread isn't actually moldy:
18. These bath bombs are, in fact, not candy:
19. This rug isn't covered in bugs:
20. This mug isn't splattered with blood:
21. This sink doesn't have dirt smeared all over it:
22. This person isn't peeing on themself:
23. This dog isn't taking a dump:
24. These sauces aren't made for cleaning your car:
25. This restaurant logo isn't a health inspector grade:
26. This sign isn't encouraging you to lie, cheat, and steal:
27. This rabbit isn't showing you hole:
28. This mall sign doesn't feature a woman sitting on the toilet:
29. This pillowcase isn't actually infested:
30. And finally, this bike seat doesn't say "sex":
