15 Crimes Committed Against Pie That Are Simply Unforgiveable

If you don't know how to cut a pie, don't be a hero.

1. Don't be THAT person and cut from the middle:

The way that someone cut a piece of this pie from mildlyinfuriating

2. Don't make squares, we aren't building blocks here:

How my family eats pie from mildlyinfuriating

3. And don't go mixing the shapes either:

Pumpkin Fucking Pie from mildlyinfuriating

4. Don't eat from the center and create a black hole:

This is how my dad ate the cherry pie. from mildlyinfuriating

5. Don't have a boyfriend:

The way my boyfriend is eating this pie from mildlyinfuriating

6. And don't visit his family:

Went to my boyfriends family dinner this was the pie. from mildlyinfuriating

7. Don't leave the crust just like you probably leave two drops of orange juice in the fridge:

Went to get a slice of pie and this was waiting for me from mildlyinfuriating

8. Don't completely ignore the center of the pie:

This is how my cousin cuts pie from mildlyinfuriating

9. Don't let your kids near pie:

My daughter took it upon herself to start the pie-cutting for all of us. I have some parenting to do before the next family gathering. from mildlyinfuriating

10. Don't pretend that scooping chunks out of a shared pie with a spoon is acceptable:

The way my roomate ate this pie I bought for thanksgiving from mildlyinfuriating

11. Don't create craters:

How my sister eats pie from mildlyinfuriating

12. Don't make a boot-shaped cut:

The way my sister cuts pie from mildlyinfuriating

13. Don't be a scavenger:

Who eats pie like this, honestly?! from mildlyinfuriating

14. Don't create the world's biggest slice if it isn't just your pie:

The way my brother cut his pie. from mildlyinfuriating

15. And finally, don't be a dick:

Someone in the office took all the pecans off the pie from mildlyinfuriating

H/T: r/mildlyinfuriating