Food·Posted on Oct 1, 201819 Jokes About Olive Garden, Including, "What's A Super Salad?""Me at one day pregnant: The baby wants Olive Garden."by Pablo ValdiviaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. On love: Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird me: where do you want to eat her: olive garden me: i love gardens too but we need to figure out where to eat 03:20 PM - 04 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. On livin' your best life: el gran varòn @TheGranVarones me facetiming my friends from olive garden. 02:03 AM - 24 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. On priorities: Khaled Ereikat @KhaledEreikat my mom casually reached into her purse and offered me an Olive Garden breadstick like it was a fuckin TicTac or some shit 07:23 PM - 20 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. On international relations: nat @nataliemac17 when olive garden doesn't get my order right https://t.co/lL4GAqK7CM 11:16 PM - 03 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. On the name itself: a vegan hotdog with no bun @the_myleg_fish Me: “are your olives locally sourced?” The waitress at Olive Garden: Me: “what garden are you getting your olives from?” 02:07 PM - 29 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. On slick guests: damn thats crazy @Thapfason Me, an Olive Garden server grating cheese: let me know when to stop Guest: Oh ur gonna b here all night! 😆 Me: 12:54 AM - 25 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. On your future child: gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom me at 1 day pregnant: the baby wants olive garden 04:22 PM - 28 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. On different experiences: LindsYEE Ellis @thelindsayellis me: "I'm falling into a rut. I should eat somewhere different today. Somewhere new." *goes to a different Olive Garden than the one I usually go to* 09:41 PM - 29 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. On puns: content provider @cwhudson [Olive Garden] PATRON: there are so many types of pasta WAITER: [required to say this] yes...*clenches teeth* the pastabilities are endless 12:42 AM - 22 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. On pleasure: $teven @xstve Sex is cool but Olive Garden breadsticks be hitting different 10:27 PM - 26 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. On cheating the system: Ashley Strongarm @AshleyStrongarm Prison guard: you may now choose your last meal before execution Me: Olive Garden... unlimited breadsticks Prison guard: shit. 04:16 PM - 13 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. On finding a new home: Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio Olive Garden: We've replaced your family. 06:22 PM - 07 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. On entering new worlds: Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien I ordered the Olive Garden “Bottomless Salad Bowl,” and it led me to Narnia. 07:35 PM - 30 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. On texting lingo: jillian dradzynski @jillianallyce Is your child texting about @olivegarden? Here’s a quick guide to find out: OG: Olive Garden LMAO: love me an olive LOL: lots of lasagna ROFL: ravioli or flavorful linguine BRB: breadsticks rock, bro WTF: where’s the fettuccine STFU: some tiramisu for us 05:11 AM - 22 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. On misunderstandings: Leo 🌻 @lehoepoldo rock bottom in my life was probably when the waiter at Olive Garden said “soup or salad” and I said “what’s a super salad?” 03:45 AM - 29 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. On finding yourself: jim jones: spider monkey salesman @hideyourtits me after eating 46 breadsticks at olive garden https://t.co/QmW3JpTcTg 06:03 PM - 11 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. On rebranding: cheerleading @worldofcheerxo Went to all of garden earlier and it was amazing 😍 02:00 AM - 09 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. On family: C’est la vie @Robert_Beau Olive Garden says they “treat you like family” but I been here 30 minutes and nobody has told me to shut the fuck up. 09:59 PM - 18 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. And finally, on free wine samples: Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett woman working at michaels crafts said i looked familiar so i told her i come in a lot and she said “oh right you walk over from olive garden after free wine samples” 02:02 AM - 26 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite