Celebrity·Posted on Jul 13, 201822 Tweets That Prove Liza Koshy Is Just Like Us"I wonder if bees ever brag about the number of flowers they've been inside of."by Pablo ValdiviaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. On friendship: Liza Koshy @lizakoshy all women have matching friendship bracelets they're just called hair ties 02:41 AM - 09 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. On attention seeking: Liza Koshy @lizakoshy i purposefully choose to use the broken, loud grocery cart at the store because i crave the attention 10:47 PM - 11 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. On cars: Liza Koshy @lizakoshy i’ve convinced myself that all of the scratches on my car are just stretch marks and she’s just a tiger who earned her stripes 09:42 PM - 01 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. On bees: Liza Koshy @lizakoshy i wonder if bees ever brag about the number of flowers they've been inside of 01:54 AM - 14 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. On expired food: Liza Koshy @lizakoshy the people who introduced croutons, raisins and wine convinced the entire world that it was ok to eat old, expired food. genius. 11:57 PM - 26 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. On superheroes: Liza Koshy @lizakoshy um i just found a spider in my bra. i may or may shoot web from my breasts soon. stay tuned. spiderboob homecoming 12:40 AM - 17 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. On patience: Liza Koshy @lizakoshy all patience is built in airports, traffic and bathroom lines for women 06:53 PM - 01 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. On saving money: Liza Koshy @lizakoshy i just realized how much money i could save on toilet paper if i had a penis 11:25 PM - 25 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. On catfishing: Liza Koshy @lizakoshy every person i meet says how much taller they thought id be... im disappointing everyone and catfishing the internet 10:50 PM - 13 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. On using the bathroom: Liza Koshy @lizakoshy i only get on twitter when i'm on the toilet which is weird because i tweet 3 times a week when i should be tweeting at least 7 times a day 12:11 AM - 24 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. On beauty: Liza Koshy @lizakoshy i've convinced myself that my blackheads are actually cute little freckles. cant tell if i'm a genius or completely lacking personal hygiene 12:28 AM - 28 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. On Macbooks: Liza Koshy @lizakoshy when a macbook error pops up, am i the only person that clicks "report to apple" every time? i feel like they should know they made me cry 03:50 AM - 13 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. On showing up late: Liza Koshy @lizakoshy im late to everything... work, texts, tweets, parties, trends, time, dms, tags, my menstrual cycle, im pregnant, with twins, two girls, help 03:33 AM - 30 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. On doin' squats: Liza Koshy @lizakoshy i did like 3 1/2 squats... which was just enough confidence to put on yoga pants and spank myself in the mirror while crumping viciously 07:33 PM - 30 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. On Stranger Things: Liza Koshy @lizakoshy i twerk viciously to the stranger things intro song 01:38 AM - 25 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. On toilet paper: Liza Koshy @lizakoshy you know you've reached a point of pure laziness when you're using paper towels as toilet paper... for 2 weeks straight my butt hurts 10:02 PM - 30 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. On cyberstalking: Liza Koshy @lizakoshy sunday is the perfect lazy day to lay around and stalk people 143 weeks deep into their lives 10:55 PM - 24 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. On pregnancy: Liza Koshy @lizakoshy happy mother's day to all the ladies who think they are mothers once a month.. today is not for you honey, CONGRATS! 09:58 PM - 14 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. On dogs: Liza Koshy @lizakoshy i just wanna be a dog. im friendly, loyal, i like walks, i eat off the floor, im almost potty trained... im a dog. 10:04 PM - 05 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. On food babies: Liza Koshy @lizakoshy i can't wait to rub my giant belly and know there's a baby growing inside and not just a massive ball of chipotle 02:49 AM - 28 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. On toilet seat covers: Liza Koshy @lizakoshy anybody else walk into a place, find it to be trustworthy and think... "you know what, I'm not gonna use a toilet seat cover here" 10:53 PM - 11 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. On awkward moments: Liza Koshy @lizakoshy my Uber got out of the car to stretch and i thought he was giving me a hug goodbye… i gave him a hug 5 stars just wasn't enough 08:44 PM - 14 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite