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This husband who only thought of himself:
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This wife who used the world's most expensive coaster:
3.
This husband who thought he was being mindful:
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This wife who thrives off a little chaos:
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This husband who has some explaining to do:
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This wife who may be eating off dirty plates:
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This husband who had one job:
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This wife who figured the box would disappear on its own:
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This husband who somehow defaulted to a J&J:
10.
This wife who apparently doesn't care about the planet:
11.
This husband who is destined to sleep on the couch for the rest of his life:
12.
This wife who can open a museum of her own:
13.
This husband who's got quite the collection of his own:
14.
This wife who might have seen an avocado for the first time in her life:
15.
This husband who thought this was acceptable:
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This wife who just couldn't be bothered:
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This husband who seemingly likes a moldy towel:
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And finally, this wife who might have been raised by raccoons:
