1.
For telling someone the harsh truth:
2.
For giving children nightmares:
3.
For showing that you're the superior triplet:
5.
For National IT Professionals Day:
6.
For celebrating the first fart of a relationship:
7.
For sending not-so-subtle threats:
8.
For boyfriends with no opinions:
9.
For apologizing to your mom for being a pain in the ass:
10.
For getting laid off:
11.
For celebrating beloved actor Danny DeVito in the most cursed way possible:
12.
For when you don't know how to keep a secret:
14.
For an uncomfortable baby shower:
15.
For telling your interns how much you care:
16.
For a very Canadian Fourth of July:
17.
For that friend who would destroy this whole thing after a night out:
18. For when you like seeing your family suffer through dessert:
19.
And finally, for when you want to become cake itself: