1.
For when the underworld doesn't accept your request:
2.
For when you think you're being funny:
3.
For when the night gets too wild:
4.
For when there's an unfortunate circumstance:
5.
For when you take one shot too many:
6.
For when you said the wrong thing at the wrong time:
7.
For when you practice your pyrotechnic skills:
8.
For when you mess up just a little bit:
9.
For when you get out of hand:
10.
For when your advice goes south:
11.
For when you have a close call:
12.
For when it's someone's birthday but you also messed up:
13.
And for when you can't find the bathroom...again:
14.
For when you get a head start:
15.
For when you laugh when you shouldn't:
16.
For when you're irresponsible:
17.
For when you're only thinking of yourself:
18.
For when you ruin the cat's night:
19.
And finally, for when you accept your reality:
