1. This person who apparently still took a bite of this:
2. This person who was given the cow before it was even dead:
3. This person who wasn't even given the bare minimum:
4.
This person who could have purchased those canned veggies for cheaper:
5. This person who was basically insulted:
6. This person who was given a slice of pizza older than the dinosaurs:
7. This person who got chicken patty strips:
8. This person who should have sued for emotional damages:
9. This person whose chef was apparently me when I was drunk at 2 a.m. last week:
10. This person who learned that buying any sort of food inside a stadium is a scam in itself:
11. And this person who got a few more chips, but still got scammed:
12. This person who paid $20 for what appears to be a TV dinner:
13. This person who could have at least been served on something other than a paper plate:
14. This person who got more than a few dashes of hot sauce on their pizza:
15. This person who didn't realize "bacon" wasn't plural this time:
16. This person who made a call to the cannoli cops:
17. This person who said, "I shan't be fooled again":
18. And finally, this person who should have just stayed home: