29 People Who Need To Stay 100 Feet Away From Mexican Food

Please do not slather your tamales in mayo.

1. This ungodly use of guac:

Watermelon pizza with guacamole as "sauce." from shittyfoodporn

"IDK if you’re a vegan or a heathen." —baloonatic

"I love watermelon, guacamole, and mushrooms — but no way in hell would I put those three together." —The_Paprika

2. These frozen burritos that were being passed off as "enchiladas":

My boyfriend’s version of “Enchiladas” from shittyfoodporn

"The unmelted Kraft singles on top really make me want to vomit." —[deleted]

"If you get engaged, be sure to get a prenup based on this concoction, 'cause dude is troubled. Good folding of tortillas however." —verucka-salt

3. These enchiladas that are dryer than the Sahara:

this “enchilada platter” i got to-go in boston (no seasoning on any of it) from shittyfoodporn

"This is hospital food-level bad. I think I could make something better than this, and I’m a horrendous cook." —WayneKrane

"Name names. I live in the Boston area and need to avoid this place." —TSWood

4. These chilaquiles that somehow came out looking like oatmeal:

made some chilaquiles 😋 from shittyfoodporn

"That just looks like guac. Where’s the rest?" —konajinx

"LOL completely unrecognizable as…food, but hope it tasted good." —joepancakes

5. This guac that looks suspiciously vomit-esque:

The guacamole was too yellow, so I added food coloring to enhance the presentation. from shittyfoodporn

"All you did was enhance the likelihood of having leftover guacamole." —Rancor-ballet

"It looks like icing." —TexansFo4

6. These quesadillas that don't even deserve the title:

The quesadillas they served us during lunch in school from shittyfoodporn

"This is just a 'dilla.' Ain't nothin' 'quesa' about it." —AVeryHeavyBurtation

"I love myself a nice cat food quesadilla." —cassitea

7. These perfectly good tamales that are about to be defiled with mayo:

Tamale and warm mayonnaise. A true delicacy from shittyfoodporn

"Welp, that's enough internet." —StarlitEscapades

"My stomach hurts." —CHaOS_Winner

8. This flan that has seen better, fluffier days:

Made flan from shittyfoodporn

"Turns out I also make 'flan' every morning after a night of drinking." —Tristan155

"The word you wanted was flat. You made flat." —FudderShudders

9. This elote that rolled itself in some cheese for .002 seconds and called it a day:

This Elote from a local latin street food restaurant. from shittyfoodporn

"That doesn't even qualify as elote!" —dank_est

"WHERE'S THE DANG SAUCE!" —Majestic-Plant

10. This empanadas that could have been stuffed with literally anything else:

Deep-fried Spaghetti-Os empanada from shittyfoodporn

"This made me do the disgusted Ramsay face." —Zomborn

11. This deconstructed pozole with...pork rinds:

Restaurant Owner Insists This Is an Acceptable Way to Plate Pozole. What Do You Guys Think? (backstory in comments) from KitchenConfidential

"This looks more like a deconstructed banh mi." —EligibleSpatula

"Mexican cook here. Please delete this abomination. Thanks in regards." —Shogok1

12. This torta that was basically a salad:

A $10 loaded Torta at a local taqueria. That's American cheese, processed ham, and yes...croutons. from shittyfoodporn

"There's a hair on the crouton on the very bottom..." —im_naughty

"Is this a Canadian taqueria?" —oso0

13. This ramen/cottage cheese taco that needs to be sent back to hell:

Depression tacos featuring two types of leftover ramen I found in the fridge a la cottage cheese since my “American slice” wouldn’t melt. from shittyfoodporn

"Cottage cheese!?! You absolute monster." —0erlikon

"🤢" —Inn0cent_Jer

14. This rice paper and pasta "burrito" that looks like something out of a sci-fi film:

I made a pasta burrito wrapped in rice paper...behold the atrocity of man. from shittyfoodporn

"It looks...unborn. Embryonic. Fuck." —AHairyFishsticks

"Damn, it's like those caterpillars infected with the mind control worms." —shiverstar

15. These canned beans that likely taste decent, but come in the saddest of packaging:

I made an authentic Mexican side dish last night. from shittyfoodporn

"Reheated congealed bean matter?" —dirtyrascalz

"No mames." —gtokitsch

16. This quesadilla that works for a drunken snack, but could have at least been made on a griddle:

So I made some authentic Mexican food today. from shittyfoodporn

"Must be northern Mexico, as in Canada." —ShitzN

"You used your counter as a cutting board, too, didn't you?" —ConfessionsAway

17. These chilaquiles with cottage cheese:

Microwave chilaquiles featuring: cut up black bean veggie burger, cottage cheese, and my shame from shittyfoodporn

"Sour cream after the microwave and no cottage cheese. Come on now." —Brilliant_Cookie

18. This taco station that is chaos personified:

Taco in a milkshake cup, a little known Mexican food delicacy (x-post /r/WeWantPlates) from shittyfoodporn

"For the sake of the human race, I hope someone just made this at home and didn't pay a restaurant for it." —Costner_Facts

"Where does it begin, and where does it end?" —welfareplate

19. These dead tortillas:

I just love Mexican Food from shittyfoodporn

"IDK what the big deal is; I put fire on my food all the time." —dreadmonster

"You are supposed to heat them over flame...not make them into flame." —vandoh

20. This hard shell invention:

Hard shell quesadilla from shittyfoodporn

"This is probably the saddest one on here I've seen, and I love it." —ReDxFo

"I’m personally offended by this." —mjd0109

21. This burger that doesn't deserve the word "Mexican" near it:

The cafeteria at our university served a "Mexican Burger" today. from shittyfoodporn

"So it's a burger with vomit topping?" —emceelokey

22. These chilaquiles that were about 50% of the way there:

My brother made his girl the saddest Chilaquiles I’ve ever seen from shittyfoodporn

"That just isn’t chilaquiles. That’s still chips and salsa smh." —enana43

"Your brother turned a can of green chiles into pig slop." —SphincterOfStephanie

23. These buffalo chicken flautas that are probably tasty, just visually scarring:

Baked Buffalo Chicken Flautas from shittyfoodporn

"These flautas appear to be an early indicator of what will be in store for you if you eat them." —scotty2751

"I would eat the shit outta these." —Katnip37

24. This concha burger that would 100% fall apart in two seconds:

Old coworker posted this on Facebook. I present the concha burger. from shittyfoodporn

"I wouldn't eat it, but I want to eat it." —lunaticlola

"This is either innovative or a mistake." —PadThaiFighters

25. This burrito that just looks sad:

This “Mexican Burrito” from StupidFood

"At this point, just throw the 'burrito' away and eat the plate. It’d probably taste better." —PabloAlaska6

"Did someone actually charge you money for this?" —LeagueOfficeFucks

26. These huevos rancheros that need to be put on an actual plate:

Huevos Rancheros on a large cutting board from WeWantPlates

"WTFFF the yolk is gonna go into the wood. :/" —Youredoingitwrongbro

"It’s like a deconstructed taco. With an egg on top. On top of a cutting board." —CannedNoodlez

27. This tamal that likely doesn't taste bad, but feels sacrilegious anyway:

been craving some tamales from StupidFood

"Somewhere an abuela is weeping." —TokimusPrime

"*Angry Mexican noises*" —crikon_musk

28. These tacos that make no logistical sense:

Soft shell beef & chicken tacos 🌮 in a glass. I mean, why? Found on a Facebook group I participate in from StupidFood

"I'm unreasonably angry about this. I've seen way dumber food. But somehow this just aggravates me in a primal way." —Forward-Village1528

"Drink the guac after like a tequila worm? 🙄" —captain-prax

29. And finally, this onion burrito that HAS to be a joke:

was craving some mexican from shittyfoodporn

"This is illegal in 13 countries." —MedicalDisscharge

"I can smell it lol." —observerfor1000years