34 Men Who Are Probably SO Close To Being Broken Up With

The dating pool is about to grow by a few more men.

1. This boyfriend who is probably immune to every disease:

The spoon my boyfriend uses for tea. He never washes it. from mildlyinfuriating

2. This husband who isn't satisfied with JUST the actual banana part:

My husband chews on the inside of the banana peel after eating one. Not even mentioning that he eats the small black tip of the banana as well from mildlyinfuriating

3. This boyfriend who thinks he's a toddler:

Recently moved in with my boyfriend who has a habit of leaving his clothes on the floor, I asked him to put his jeans away in his closet and this is what I found later from mildlyinfuriating

4. This boyfriend who doesn't know how burritos work:

Boyfriend asked for a bite of my burrito and bites the side. from mildlyinfuriating

5. This boyfriend who thinks it's okay to drown pizza in ranch and Italian dressing:

How my boyfriend eats his pizza from mildlyinfuriating

6. This boyfriend who makes me feel nauseated:

instead of rinsing his cup between drinks, my boyfriend will just refill it with whatever since it “mixes in his stomach anyway”. pictured is his glass of “water” after milk and oreos. from mildlyinfuriating

7. This husband who needs to keep his gross art to himself:

These gum piles my husband keeps leaving around the house from mildlyinfuriating

8. This boyfriend who will be opening a toilet paper museum soon:

My boyfriend’s toilet paper graveyard from mildlyinfuriating

9. This husband who let the milk air out:

The way my husband left the milk... from mildlyinfuriating

10. This boyfriend who turned a perfectly fine pizza into a wet pear mess:

My boyfriends pizza from mildlyinfuriating

11. This boyfriend who — like this glass — lives on the edge:

My boyfriend leaves every glass, whether it’s empty or full, on the very edge of every table and countertop. from mildlyinfuriating

12. This husband who committed a crime against an innocent sandwich:

The real strain of quarantine is having to see daily how my husband cuts his sandwich. from mildlyinfuriating

13. This husband who needs a dedicated sour cream of his own:

I always think our sour cream is moldy, then I realize my husband dips Doritos directly in it and puts it away like this from mildlyinfuriating

14. This boyfriend who might need to think a biiiiiiiit harder about this:

My boyfriend unplugged the power strip to plug his phone charge into the wall from mildlyinfuriating

15. This boyfriend who spent longer spelling this out than he would have just cleaning it up:

Instead of cleaning up the sugar he spilled, my boyfriend decides this is perfectly reasonable instead from mildlyinfuriating

16. This husband who will undoubtedly spill that soup and proceed not to clean it up:

Husband refusing to use a bigger pot to warm up his tomato soup. from mildlyinfuriating

17. This husband who gave it .001% effort:

My husband has been trying to “help around the house” in quarantine... from mildlyinfuriating

18. This boyfriend who only thought about himself:

The amount of cheese my boyfriend left in the bag for me to use on my chili... from mildlyinfuriating

19. This husband who saw a perfectly good pot and went for it:

This is what I wake up to this Sunday morning. My husband using my instant pot insert to drain the toilet. from instantpot

20. This husband who thinks he's real funny:

My husband “helped” by hanging the last picture on the left.... from mildlyinfuriating

21. This boyfriend who is apparently fine with a bit of leftover wet food crumbs:

The way my boyfriend loads the dishwasher from mildlyinfuriating

22. This husband who gave it nothing:

How my husband stacks plates and platters from mildlyinfuriating

23. This boyfriend who technically isn't wrong but also isn't right:

My bf offered me half his banana... from mildlyinfuriating

24. This husband who should have to eat those hard tortillas:

I hate when my husband opens the non-resealable side of the tortillas and puts them in the refrig to harden from mildlyinfuriating

25. This husband who doesn't like safety, I guess:

How long my husband waits to use the windshield wipers from mildlyinfuriating

26. This husband who should be the one who has to make this pasta now:

My husband 'helping' by consolidating all our pasta from mildlyinfuriating

27. This husband who is just rude as hell:

My husband never take out the leftovers in his dishes from mildlyinfuriating

28. This boyfriend who doubles as a small rat:

Got my boyfriend some nice cookies imported from Holland, turns out he’s a monster from mildlyinfuriating

29. This husband who shouldn't be trusted with technology:

Where my husband leaves his computer to charge from mildlyinfuriating

30. This boyfriend who can't even stick to one brand:

I saw your post about the coca cola, and I present to you the toothpaste tubes my boyfriend doesn’t finish before opening another. from mildlyinfuriating

31. This husband who unknowingly became a fork thief:

Found all the missing forks in my husband’s work bag!?!? from mildlyinfuriating

32. This husband who probably just didn't want to wash the bowl:

Why bother ?! Husband put this back in the fridge. from mildlyinfuriating

33. This husband who needs to be kicked off the bed:

Have a Cal King sized bed. Husband insists on dogs being on the bed with us. The little space to the left is my spot. from mildlyinfuriating

34. And finally, this husband who might be having a little too much fun with the butter:

The way my husband treats the butter from mildlyinfuriating

H/T: r/mildlyinfuriating.