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This new species of reindeer:
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These candy canes that totally aren't poop:
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This strawberry that I'm convinced is alive:
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This unintentional Christmas ghost:
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This, well...it's a dick:
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This low-budget Rudolph:
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The Antichrist itself:
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This thicc Frosty the Snowman:
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This fruit tree that should have just been a pile of cookies of instead:
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These snowmen that are clearly screaming for help:
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This attempt at a Christmas tree:
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This metaphor for 2017:
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These cookies that fused together into the ULTIMATE cookie:
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This festive triangle:
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These swirl cookies going through a major crisis:
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This igloo that succumbed to global warming:
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And finally, this ADORABLE penguin that I'm naming Kiwi: